Complaints

1. Wtf is up wit these gas prices? I remember driving by the gas station and sayin, "I'm takin the bus if it goes past $2." Then I said, "I'ma start walkin if it goes past $3..." Now I'm sayin, "I'm gonna blow up the f#@kin White House if it goes past $4..." Now, as evidenced by my earlier statements, I'm clearly bullshittin wit myself, cuz ya boy don't do no bus and don't kick no rocks (not dissin people who do, juz ain't for me, at least not anymore homie), and I have no idea how to make or where to buy a bomb. But I will say for sure, if tomorrow John McCain promised me universal healthcare and $2 a gallon gasoline, I would vote for him. In a heartbeat.

2. Why do laptop batteries last about 6.5 minutes? If I wanted to watch a movie on the airplane, the only movies that are actually viable are movies that are strictly an hour and a half, and most movies of that length are starring one of three people Jean Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagall, or The Rock. While that's not a horrible thing, those movies are watched on TBS, TNT, or USA only when absolutely NOTHING else is on and I feel like turning my brain off for exactly an hour and a half. When I'm on a four hour flight to LA, I would prefer to keep my mind on, but preferreably on a mentally engaging movie.

3. Why do I happen to find out about all of the good tv shows when they get on that TNT drama in the daytime thing? First, Chasing Amy, now Las Vegas. Now I'm not the biggest TV dude, but I like to think I know what tv shows people like (Grey's Anatomy, Lost, other stuff I can't think of right now, etc...). Where was I when these shows were on tv? Where was I when they were playing episodes in chronological order?

4. Why do I hear that Cleveland is getting a Family Guy spinoff before Quagmire? That is monumentally special right there. Quagmire is far and away the funniest guy on the show behind Peter and Stewey. Whoever's pullin the strings over there at Fox needs to be tied down and forced to hear Lil Wayne try to speak coherently about anything remotely intelligent until he cries...

5. Speaking of Lil Wayne, why is he such an idiot outside of the studio. Youtube any video of him talking about anything in particular and I guarantee when the video goes off you'll think "wtf was he talkin about?" It's crazy how someone with his talents for putting words together can't do it when they don't have to rhyme. Isn't that supposed to make it HARDER?

I've got more...but this is a blog, not an essay...