48 Laws of B*tcha$$ness

Me and one of the homies were having a conversation about this mean a$$, conniving, power-hungry, attention-craving, good d@ck needing, overambitious...juz SCANDALOUS wench. One of the other homies overheard us and was like, "Guess what her favorite book is?" I knew it as soon as he asked. 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene.

Every single person I've met who said this is their favorite book has turned out to be a gaping a$$hole. I swear this book is like the "how-to" for f#@k ni@@as. Anyone who can read that book and with a good conscience apply those principles to their life is destined to end up somewhere HOT. Applying "laws" such as "get others to do the work for you, but always take the credit" and "pose as a friend, work as a spy" sounds like the quickest way to get yo a$$ whupped to me. Or maybe the surest way to die cold and alone.

Either way, beware anyone who likes this book....consider yourself warned...